Friday, August 05, 2005

Jessica Simpson...please!

Only in the United States could a clueless doorstop such as Jessica Simpson enjoy the ability to live the life of affluence.

Why do we give this No Child Left Behind poster child the time of day?

Simpson ("I don't even know who Lance Armstrong is.") is singular proof that intelligent design is merely the desperate rantings of the scientificly-challenged.
-30-

No comments: